Do Yourself Up Tom!

Robert Pask

Published by Cyberpress

2 Male 3 Female

Desmond is a headteacher having a bad day

Every day is bad

His friend Tom wants to have sex with the new young Polish gym mistress

Brenda, the butch head of gym, has other ideas and wants Tom for herself

Meanwhile Desmond is scared that Brenda is in love with him

He also has the gymnasium asbestos problem on his mind, a noisy aircon unit, and - worst of all - his irritable bowel is giving him serious problems



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