The Italian Insurrection by Stanley Taub
CHARACTERS:
MAX FABRITZIO a Chauffeur age 40s
FRANK COLETTI a Mafia Capo in his late 60s
The scene opens up on an empty open road. There are a few scattered
boulders along the side of the road otherwise the landscape looks pretty bleak
MAX
Excuse me Mr. Colletti, I'm afraid we've gone off the map. I'm lost.
Does this place ring a bell?
FRANK
I don't hear any bells ringing Max.
MAX
It seems strange.
FRANK
What does?
MAX
That we're here.
FRANK
Where else should we be?
MAX
It should be Miami, but it's not.
FRANK
It's warm, maybe we've arrived.
MAX
Ehh! If you notice there are no hotels.
FRANK
But we're surrounded by water.
MAX
That's not water Mr. Coletti.
FRANK
If that's not water, what is it?
MAX
It's road reflection
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