Synopsis

Uncle Lumpy Comes to Visit & No Time

$13

Laurence Klavan

Published by Dramatists Play Service

5 Female

Uncle Lumpy Comes to Visit ~ Philip (known in the family as "Uncle Lumpy") is not a happy man: His wife has divorced him; he has no job; and he needs to talk to someone - so he goes to the suburban home of his older brother, Lou

Lou is off on a business trip but his wife, Marion, is at home, and invites Philip to stay for brunch, then dinner, then the night. As the two discuss the absent Lou it is soon evident that they are both unhappy and unfulfilled and that Lou (who is apparently a thoroughly nasty, selfish man) is responsible for much of their misery

In a series of blackouts we see Philip growing ever closer to Marion and his niece Jennifer (who is spoken to but never seen) until, eventually, he has replaced his brother in the household - and the bedroom

But then Marion announces that Lou is coming home and Philip must go, which reluctantly he agrees to do, with a promise to return on Jennifer's birthday. However, when he comes back, he finds a changed Marion who is (a) unwilling to resume their relationship and (b) pregnant

Philip is shattered by this news, but Marion, secure in the knowledge that this will be her child, and not Lou's, is buoyant. In the final essence she too has used "Uncle Lumpy" for her own purposes, and as he trudges sadly off, we are aware that, for him, this unhappy pattern will probably never change

A very funny and yet subtly disturbing play which uses deft theatricality to illuminate the plight of an embittered wife and her equally unhappy brother-in-law, who find both solace - and loss - in each other's company

First presented by the Manhattan Punch Line Theatre, as part of its Festival of One-Act Plays

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But, as we learn in a series of brief and very funny vignettes, there are problems, too. His wife leaves him (and then comes back); his house burns down (he buys another); and his brother (the jealous one) overdoses on pool table cleaner

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First presented at the Philadelphia Festival for New Plays, this brilliantly inventive play uses surrealistic techniques to compress the dazzling rise and fall of a Yuppie-like young lawyer who would seem to "have it all" in prospect

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