The Most Absurd Xmas Musical in the World ... Ever!


Lindsey Adams & Michael Johnston & Mark & Rachel Wheeller & Stuart White & James Holmes

Published by SchoolPlay Productions

Large Mixed Cast
Santa fails to arrive one year in The Bower of Bliss. Why? A shortage of carrots, perhaps .... or is it because the central character (Bianca Beauty) is forbidden to play her music and her parents want to disguise her as a cactus so that no-one can suspect her special gifts? And where did that Pantomime Cow come from? All ends happily with a sackload of laughs from two Special Agents. Who could miss such a bizarre Xmas entertainment?

Cast : At least 22 (6 m, 6 f, 10 variable m/f) + huge Chorus Suggested Age Range : 11 upwards + some younger chorus - Running Time : 90 minutes + interval. Music : From ballads to rock and vaudeville to blues. Solo and group numbers. Accompaniment can be by keyboards, live band or using the fully orchestrated performance cassette. Set : Locations within a Fantasy Land (The Bower of Bliss) alternate with a very average suburban house interior. The piece was originally performed as a Promenade production - but this is not obligatory!

For Piano Score click here

For Rehearsal Cassette click (piano accompaniment suitable for rehearsal only) here

For Performance Cassette click (orchestrated backing tracks) here

For Past Performance Cassette click (recording of past production) here

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