The Day the Whores Came Out to Play Tennis and Other Plays

The scene is a room in a wealthy country club, to which the men's committee is hastily summoned early one morning after a carousing dance

What are they to do about the 16 luscious but low-life females who drove up in Rolls Royces and then proceeded to the tennis courts?

Whilst the committee huddles we learn that they are vulgar and crass and good for nothing but blustering and simpering

It is the attendant, far more refined than they, who is invited out to play with the bevy of beauties, just before the final assault on their cardboard world

Chamber Music

This strange meeting features The Woman in the Safari Outfit, the Woman in Armor (she has barracks language down pat, wears rusty armor, is called Joan of Arc and carries a big crucifix), the Woman with the Gavel, and others

The business at hand is how to attack the men's ward before they attack the women and devour them like cannibals?

A ruse is needed so they kill the Aviatrix named Amelia Earhart

This exercise causes them to lose the strand of their thought and forget why they did it ...