Sheila's Island

Sub-titled A Comedy in Thick Fog, it's Bonfire night 2019

Sheila, Denise, Julie, and Fay are Team C in Pennine Mineral Water Ltd’s annual outward bound team-building weekend

Somehow, Sheila has been nominated team leader, and, using her cryptic crossword solving skills, has unwittingly stranded her team on an island in the Lake District

Our intrepid heroines find themselves manufacturing weapons from cable ties and spatulas, and create a rescue flag with plastic plates and a toasting fork

Questions are asked.

Truths are told.

Dirty washing is aired.

Is it possible to build an adequate night shelter with a prom dress and a sleeveless jumper?

What is Julie’s husband really up to in Aldi?

And why are they on this bloody team building exercise when they could be at a spa?