Rag and Bone

For lovers of the surreal ...

Meet brothers Jeff and George who run The Ladder Store

Which is actually a front for their business in black-market hearts

Hearts which are bought and sold for people who can't feel enough

This odd-ball comedy begins when George steals the heart of a poet

The play then follows the Poet with No Heart

And a Hooker with a Heart of gold

And her pimp T-Bone, who feels too damn much

And the Millionaire, who eventually receives the Poet's Heart

And thereby sees a whole different world

Jeff and George have recently lost their mother

So they put her heart into George's body

And now George is wearing a dress, drinking martinis, and cooking pot roasts

REVIEWS

"Haidle is an engaging writer who creates startling theatrical conceits, intriguing themes and offbeat characters his non-realistic style is bold and imaginative" ~ Variety