Pearl and May at the Bowling Alley

Virginity is the number-one subject being discussed by all their friends, and not having "done it" has created a serious loss of stature in their social circle

The truth is, eager as they are to offer themselves for this purpose, neither one has had any takers

Enter Clayton and Fudge, two 18-year-old, would-be first-time robbers intent on holding up the bowling alley

Viewing this as a golden opportunity, Pearl and May wrestle the gun away from them, tie them up and offer themselves to the boys as their best alternative to jail

Will Clayton and Fudge agree to what the girls want?

If they don't, what will become of their ill-funded dreams of becoming rock and roll stars?

Will Fudge ever find a woman who shares his love of gym socks?

This outlandish comedy about four young people discovering their sexuality, and in the process learning a little bit more about themselves, explores the vulnerability that we all share underneath our skins