Mixed Nuts

For Michael Caldwell, life becomes a series of hilarious encounters with the unpredictable residents of his dilapidated apartment house

Among them are Marshall Ryan, a commercial actor who specializes in portraying inanimate objects; Tanya Romanov, a Russian ballerina on the lam from the KGB; and Philomena Della Vecchia, a wisecracking actress

Phil may be the woman of Michael's dreams if he can just keep her quiet long enough to tell her

To retain his own sanity, Michael retreats to his fantasies, only to find that the world of his imagination is even more nerve-wracking than the reality surrounding him!