Mary-Kate Olsen Is in Love

But her husband lost his job

And now all he does is play Xbox and smoke weed

And Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might be her best friends

But maybe they only like her because she's their new target demographic

Or maybe maybe they're actually going to save her

This is a funny play about unhappiness

CAST
M2,F10

REVIEWS

"The script levels some delightfully devastating shots at pop culture and its reductive treatment of women. But playwright Mallery Avidon is after something meatier than just ridicule. She's chronicling her generation's struggle for self-definition fresh, contemporary, and touchingly sentient" ~ Show Business Weekly

"In Mallery Avidon's angst-ridden dream-comedy a woman's lot is a sorry thing. She can't find happiness as long as she looks outward for validation, but look inside, and she may simply be a hash of pop-culture references peppered with a sense of yearning It's a problem honestly come by: 'How do we know what to want?'" ~ Time Out NY

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