Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons

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Sam Steiner

Published by Nick Hern Books

1 Male 1 Female

The average person will speak 123,205,750 words in a lifetime

But what if there were a limit?

Oliver and Bernadette are about to find out

Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons Lemons imagines a world where we're forced to say less

It's about what we say and how we say it

About the things we can only hear in the silence

About dead cats, activism, eye contact

And lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons, lemons

The play premiered at Warwick Arts Centre in 2015 and won three Judges' Awards at the National Student Drama Festival, before appearing at Latitude Festival, the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Camden People's Theatre, London


"A beautiful play about the beauty and preciousness of language about as promising as debuts get" ~ Time Out

"Takes the can opener to a typical opposites-attract romcom in order to explore wider issues of democracy and free speech" ~ Guardian

" bright, light and sharp - a rom-com with smarts" ~ WhatsOnStage

" A taut two-hander intriguing and original a complex piece of theatre" ~ FestMag

"Marvellously wide-ranging truly experimental and unique " ~ A Younger Theatre

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