Synopsis
Kitty Kitty Kitty
Published by Dramatists Play Service
Kitty, a suicidal housecat, finds his true love in his clone - the first successfully cloned housecat, Kitty Kitty
They give each other hand-jobs, but Kitty Kitty doesn't love Kitty back
So Kitty decides to make another clone of himself, the title character Kitty Kitty Kitty
But something goes wrong in the cloning process, and he makes more copies of himself
Each one more retarded than the last
The final clone - Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty Kitty - communicates in nothing but grunts and yells and drool
An off-beat comedy about love, unrequited love and regret
6 Characters, any gender