Deflowering Waldo

Waldo is having a bad day

He’s afraid of crowds, spiders, skyscrapers, flowers

And brown soap

And sex

Also, his father won’t stop being Scottish

His therapist wants to seduce him

His ex-girlfriend could spontaneously combust at any moment

And the new woman in his life seems to want something else completely

Will he manage to find true love?

Or, at the very least, mow the lawn?