An Implausible Claus

An Implausible Claus $10.95

Nikki Harmon

Published by Dramatic Publishing

1 Male 1 Female

The Ho Ho Hotline has been installed in a retirement home so that children can talk to Santa or Mrs Claus

Meanwhile, Jensie, with her home computer, has broken into the phone company's data banks to find the address of the Ho Ho Hotline

And so she comes in search of Santa Claus

But what she finds is Aaron Lefkowitz

"According to the phone company this is the North Pole and you're Santa Claus," insists Jensie

"All right, you win. I'm Santa Lefkowitz," snaps back the old man

"I don't believe you. Santa's not Jewish"

Lefkowitz retorts, "Who else would work on Christmas?"

In the short time this unusual two-some spend together, an old man's lost imagination is rekindled and a unique humor bridges an 80-year gap

Learn old Vaudeville routines with Jensie and fly to Paris for a horse race before lunch

But most of all, laugh and cry and live with a very special pair who find each other at the most special season of the year"

"A captivating little jewel of a play" ~ Alexandria Virginia Times

Winner of the 1990 Little Theatre of Alexandria National Competition

One Act, single exterior set

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