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He and his wife have stashed a priceless portrait stolen by the Nazis in a sausage in their cellar, where two British airmen are also hiding until the Resistance can repatriate them

Communications with London using the wireless that is disguised as a cockatoo add to the many embarrassments this intrepid proprietor endures in the company of his patrons

News that the Fuhrer is scheduled to visit the town inspires tricksters disguised as Hitler to frequent the cafe

Meanwhile Rene summons all the wit he can muster to save his cafe and his life